No, you know what? SCREW IT! Why should I tell that story when YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE?!?
Dragon Age Iron Bull
Spying's a pretty easy job. I do some fighting, and drinking, and then once in a while I tell Par-Vollen about it.
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Kashima Yuu
The only way people can tell I'm a girl is my high-pitched voice, and now that's gone too...so to commemorate this, I wore pants today!
Young Justice Dick Grayson
You're overwhelmed, Freeze was underwhelmed - why isn't anyone just whelmed?
Revolutionary Girl Utena Nanami Kiryuu
Am I just another fly in the swarm? No! Anything but that!
Young Justice Artemis Crock
None of us are perfect, but each of us would give our lives for this team. So try to keep an open mind.
Young Justice M'gann M'orzz
I'm actually on Earth! I've wanted this for so long...even if it's not exactly like on TV.
Fullmetal Alchemist May Chang
How dare you toy with a maiden's heart, you microbe!
The World Ends With You Joshua Kiryu
And here's me, playing the world's tiniest violin.
Magi: Labryinth of Magic Ren Kouha
You must know no shame. Raise your heads up and fight!
Ace Attorney Klavier Gavin
That is why I try to at least remain simple inside. And I keep a simple goal: to discover the truth.
Teen Wolf Stiles Stilinski
Why's it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time!
Discworld Carrot Ironfoundersson
You're deliberately seeing everyone's point of view! Can't you try to be unfair even once?
Hetalia England
Am I Catholic...or Protestant? God, I don't know...
Hetalia Prussia
You know, part of the reason of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. The awesome taste of this stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes.
Ace Attorney Franziska Von Karma
If it was up to me, it would read..."If you leave matter in a Von Karma’s hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs!"
Marvel Comics Deadpool
You ever see that old cartoon with the squirrel who's trying to eat a coconut?
Leverage Alec Hardison
Next time y'all call me, it better be for something easy, like faking a moon landing.
Doctor Who Donna Noble
I'm a human being. Maybe not the stuff of legend but every bit as important as Time Lords, thank you.